When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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