may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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