I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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