yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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