i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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