Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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