Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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