ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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