Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize