What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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