were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I need a burrito and a hug.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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