Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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