What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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