Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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