Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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