The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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