Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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