yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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