oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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