was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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