hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Randomize
