The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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