Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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