oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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