i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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