She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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