I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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