I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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