do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
We had to coat check the pizza.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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