so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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