So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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