You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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