I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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