he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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