Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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