So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
