is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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