how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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