i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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