Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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