omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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