Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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