i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
We need to get me chipped asap
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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