Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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