Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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