I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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