So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.