She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You can't special order awesome
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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