Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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