haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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