we have officially lost it.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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