Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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