at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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