dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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