I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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