? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
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He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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